multifandom spam (BE WARNED) mostly inactive nowadays. FATE SMASHED A BRICK OVER MY HEAD, KILLING ME INSTANTLY!!!!
there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.
who is this man and what music did he make???
if you hear a royalty free song on youtube, there’s approximately an 80% chance Kevin Macleod wrote it.
here’s some you’ve almost definitely heard:
for those wondering, yes, he also made THE generic royalty free song that was EVERYWHERE in 2014.
Someone: Hey, what’s up?
Me: Did you know that Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood follows the structure of the monomyth complete with the three parts of departure, initiation, and return? Did you know that Edward Elric and Ling Yao’s time in Gluttony’s stomach can be seen as the hero’s archetypal journey to the Underworld? Did you know that Leto was also the name of Apollo and Artemis’ human mother? Did you know that supernatural aid comes to the Elric brothers only after they have tried to resurrect their mother, thereby subverting the “magical helper/guide” trope because Edward’s arguably supernatural ability to create alchemy without a transmutation circle was due to this childhood error? Did you know that Edward and Alphonse must not only confront and/or make atonement with their actual father, but with a villain who is literally called “Father”? Did you know the name Roy means king, and that Roy Mustang must usurp the throne of someone who is actually named “King”? Did you know Edward becomes master of two worlds by reconciling himself with the realm of Truth and the realm of reality, and becomes competent in both spiritual and material matters? Did you know Edward often sees/describes himself as the mythological character Icarus, who fell from the sky after flying too close to the sun? Did you know Edward’s figurative apotheosis actually occurs when he recognizes that he can never become a god? Did you know
Hanzo thinks everyone who listens to him is his therapist
Someone on the bus: [bumps into hanzo] oh sorry
Hanzo: no, I deserve it. You see, ten years ago, I committed a horrible crime,
NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.
Dumbledore when Snape and McGonagall came to him with their suggestions, knowing FULL WELL how unnecessary they were:
Flitwick, approaching nervously: Dumbledore, I heard that Snape and McGonagall are helping, and I’d like to design a –
Dumbledore: – a room filled with enchanted keys.
Flitwick: – a room filled with enchanted keys!
Dumbledore:
Sprout: how about a room full of devils snare?
Dumbledore:
Hagrid: I also happen to have this three headed dog that I-well it’s not important where it came from, but he could help guard the stone too maybe?
Dumbledore:
I am heartbroken that I was denied the grand oprah finale due to tumblrs community guidelines
Item: handful of tiny soda cans, each containing a few drops of pure flavor syrup; if added to a glass of water, the syrup turns it into that soda.
Imported straight from Minnisoda
tory power stance is still the funniest thing to come out of uk party politics in a long time
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
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I feel like I need to talk about the random shit I know about this pose. As they paid a guy a lot of money to come up with a pose that’d make the important tories look POWERFUL and IMPOSING. And they guy came up with this, but it was only meant for photos of the torso up and none of them realised.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory_power_stance
funny, funny article. “
The stance is believed to be intended to be a display of power and confidence.
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